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Yeah, he's copying her husband's look... which he copied from every other man in history who has worn a suit before.

0:45. Whoopsie.

Sexual consent is something that you should always get from your partner before you bang. But is an app really the best way to go about getting it?

For starters, talk about a moodkiller. "Here, before we go any further, let me have you complete this form on my phone. So hawt."

Second, if someone is "pretty wasted," as one of the app's sobriety options reads, are they going to truthfully report said sobriety while they're drunk, knowing full well that marking "pretty wasted" kills the consent process? If you're drunk and ready, you're drunk and ready, and your phone yapping at you saying that you don't give consent is only liable to piss you off, not stop what you're about to do.

Third, if one party does in fact revoke consent mid-sex, what are you doing to do? Pull out your phone again and change your answer from "I'm Good2Go" to "No, Thanks?"

Fourth, tying into the last point, what is the app actually meant to accomplish from a legal perspective? How is someone going to prove that they revoked consent when they originally put "I'm Good2Go" at the start of the encounter?

"You see, Your Honor, I know I said that I was Good2Go, but then I changed my mind and was Bad2Go like five minutes in!"

"Too bad! The app says you were Good2Go and that's it! Case closed!"

Last, but perhaps not least, I can barely type my lock screen password in while I'm drunk. Am I really going to be able choose consent, choose my (truthful) sobriety level, put in my phone number and create a password all as quickly as they claim you can? Unlikely.

All in all, sexual consent isn't just a good idea: it's mandatory. End of story. But bringing in a confusing app complete with phone numbers, passwords, and dubious legal authority might not be the best way to get it.

Plus it just ends up reminding me of this:

Why aren't you laughing?

WTF dude.

This video is safe for work, unless you're in a particularly stuffy office, but you may want to turn your sound down when the fireworks start. 

Generally I try to ignore the Kardashians because I like to think I'm above whining about celebrities. The Kardashian Klan is hot, they have horrible vocal fry, they made an empire out of a sex tape; big deal. I've got bigger problems, like student loans and this joke of an election coming up. But this, this f#$king Kit Kat video from Kourtney pushed me over the edge. 

Kourtney, what the f#$k are you doing?! Did you really need six steps to prove to all of us that you hate joy and are terrible at eating? Give me a break.

If you eat Kit Kats the way she does, please consider getting professional help. This is not okay.