What a time to be alive, riight? In all fairness here, Sonic Adventure 2 did feature one of the greatest, catchiest songs ever in a Sonic game. Someone out there decided to take their appreciation for the iconic song a step further, and started up a petition to change out the U.S. National Anthem for the Sonic Adventure 2 song itself. The Change.org petition reads as follows:
"NFL quarterback Colin Kaepernick has been under fire recently for refusing to stand during the performance of our country's national anthem "The Star-Spangled Banner." Because of the injustices occurring in the United States of America, the 49ers player disagrees with the message being conveyed by Francis Scott Key's lyrics.
"The obvious solution would be to rid our nation of the injustices Kaepernick is protesting. However, that would take a lot of hard work and determination that we've clearly been incapable of to this point. So, instead, I suggest to President Barrack Obama that we change the national anthem to Ted Poley and Tony Harnell's more upbeat and less controversial "Escape from the City" as featured in the smash-hit video game Sonic Adventure 2.
"Tell us, America, would you rather be reminded of the constant violence and threats faced by the soldiers of 1812 to get to this still-divided point in U.S. history or be set free by the rush of danger lurking around every turn as you follow your rainbow at the speed of sound?"
Clearly a joke, but now we definitely have to listen to the song!
GUISE!!1! Want to stick it to Microsoft? Sure you do! In six easy steps, (that Microsoft left in... lololololol those idiots) you can get all you Xbox 360 games to work on Xbox One. Then you can sell your Xbox 360 and go buy some Wii U games because THIS EVEN UNLOCKS THE ABILITY TO PLAY WII U GAMES ON THE XBOX ONE. Your mind is now blown! You don't have to buy that underpowered Nintendo crap and you can play Mario on the system with the best graphics available!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This also allows you to play Knack on your Xbone, and when you beat the game it also unlocks the ability to play PS4 games.
What an amazing option Microsoft forgot to turn on for launch!