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Mom forbids 18-year-old from continuing birthday restaurant tradition because of stepdad and stepsibling's allergies, he books the restaurant for him and his sister anyway: 'I told her I didn't need them there'
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Parents demand nanny begin no-diaper potty training with 18-month-old who spends 10 hours a day in her home: 'They're adamant it'll take 3 days'
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Dad discourages Mom from taking 2 business trips because he'll have to take care of their 6-month-old baby 3-4 times a night: 'He feels it’s unfair to leave him responsible for overnight care while I’m gone.'
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‘You’re doing the best you can mom and dad!': 21 Parenting laughs for witty mothers and fathers (May 2, 2026)
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26-year-old birthday girl arrives 80 minutes late to her own dinner, chews out friend for saying she couldn't stay: 'I was irritated because I had skipped lunch'
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