stairs
Take the stairs, not the elevator. Great for your health, and for a makeshift workout when you're stuck at home, just make sure to take them one at a time, you wouldn't want to trip over some of these multi-leveled puns.
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Entitled daughter demands parents stop paying sister’s college tuition to pay off her credit card debt, leading to a family dispute: ‘She failed a course, she’s wasting your money’
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