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It's time to get some exercise. Stretch those legs, get yourself going today, don't let yourself become one with the couch. Enjoy some of these hilarious high-tempo puns and jokes that will have you gasping for breath.
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Stepmom pressures her 35-year-old stepdaughter, who has a 4 and 8-year-old, to bring her 9-year-old half-brother on her family trip to Paris: 'Jake is not my responsibility and never will be.'
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Family want to force neighbors to stop showering at midnight because they wake up at 5am: 'The walls are very thin'
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Frugal 34-year-old refuses to pay for a $11k luxury senior facility for his parents, protecting his future by setting financial boundaries: ‘They are choosing a lifestyle above what their finances support’
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Boss withholds commission paycheck from sales employees because the business is struggling, blames missed paycheck on employees work ethic: 'We've got to do better, we got to get more.'
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Employee doesn't show up for work for 3 weeks straight, all they get is a polite call asking them to return: 'Sounds like a pretty chill place to work'
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