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It's time to get some exercise. Stretch those legs, get yourself going today, don't let yourself become one with the couch. Enjoy some of these hilarious high-tempo puns and jokes that will have you gasping for breath.
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15-year-old employee is fired after refusing to work a 14 hour shift with no break: 'I couldn't handle working 7am-9pm my first 2 days of having a real job'
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CEO calls employees 'a family' in a meeting, refuses to give top-performing member of the family a $1.50 raise the same day: 'I'm currently doing the workload of 2 people.'
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20-year-old daughter refuses to keep paying for parents' internet bill despite them claiming they can't afford it without her: ‘We are in bankruptcy’
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32-year-old Brother of a 21-year-old woman is furious she got her driver’s license before his wife, who failed her own test: ‘He is still upset over this thing and at the way that I am’
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Ballet teacher charges $55 for mid-year performance, parent gets annoyed when 11-year-old daughter only performs for 10 minutes: 'The teacher was performing for 30 mins'
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