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It's time to get some exercise. Stretch those legs, get yourself going today, don't let yourself become one with the couch. Enjoy some of these hilarious high-tempo puns and jokes that will have you gasping for breath.
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Dad discourages Mom from taking 2 business trips because he'll have to take care of their 6-month-old baby 3-4 times a night: 'He feels it’s unfair to leave him responsible for overnight care while I’m gone.'
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Parents demand nanny begin no-diaper potty training with 18-month-old who spends 10 hours a day in her home: 'They're adamant it'll take 3 days'
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Mom forbids 18-year-old from continuing birthday restaurant tradition because of stepdad and stepsibling's allergies, he books the restaurant for him and his sister anyway: 'I told her I didn't need them there'
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19, 21, and 22-year-old siblings stand with their biomom when stepmom gives them an ultimatum, revealing the truth to Dad about a divisive childhood: 'She said if we chose mom she would never forgive us'
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Landlord demands tenant's keys to his car because he 'owns the asphalt': 'I am still trying to process the level of entitlement'
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