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It's time to get some exercise. Stretch those legs, get yourself going today, don't let yourself become one with the couch. Enjoy some of these hilarious high-tempo puns and jokes that will have you gasping for breath.
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Son leaves mother at airport with no ticket or plan after she refuses to leave his house and follow travel plans, ending 40-year pattern with silent goodbye: ‘She’s 70 now and has zero contact with 2 of her 3 kids’
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Single mom asks friend to help her pay her bills for a year despite having $25K in savings: 'I paid 20% of her rent, paid for her phone bill and helped with groceries and clothes for her kids.'
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Dad complains of anger when spending more than 70 minutes a week with kids, bemoans having to play baseball with 4-year-old son on a Saturday: 'I just don't want to be there'
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