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SNL writer Josh Patten is trolling the President hard. The writer and comedian announced his new project "Responding To Trump Tweets Like They Were Texts" on July 16th, and we can't get enough of it. Patten's "text" responses are brief and colloquial, providing contrast that helps highlight just how over the top and exclamatory the President's tweets can be. Patten has declined to comment on the project, but we're definitely hoping to see more of these "text exchanges" in the future. 

This idea has probably been around for a while, due to Donald Trump's unfortunate likeness to a pumpkin in the first place, but it's REALLY taking off this year. Everyone is talking about it, EVERYONE. These pumpkins are just tremendous, this trend will be huge.

In the Red corner, standing at 6 feet 3 inches tall (plus 2 inches from the hair...), we have the Baron of Bad Business, the Chieftain of Chapter 11, the Duke of D-List Celebrities, Mr. Donald Trump! And in the Blue corner, we have the producer of ABC's Modern Family and supposed "lightweight," the Wizard of Witty Comebacks, the Czar of Zingers, Mr. Danny Zuker! FIGHT!

And land on some of the most Tremendous Donald Trump Memes if this little tweet storm didn't do it for you.

If nothing else, it's certainly... festive.

Since you're now in a presidential mood have a look at these Tremendous Donald Trump Memes filled with less flags but just as much hilarity.

Donald Trump's kept it pretty low key on Twitter in recent days. That didn't stop him from penning a little St. Paddy's Day sentiment though. If only he'd spell checked before sending it off though. Then again, would we expect anything less than this from the guy with a wide-reaching, well-developed reputation already for spelling shit in his own language incorrectly?

Yeah, yeah, we know. Here are some Trump Memes to smooth it over.