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KTVA in Alaska put together a poll on Facebook to find out who their viewers would vote for on Super Tuesday and were surprised to discover people didn't take it seriously. Will they never learn?

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The Funniest Theories About Donald Trump's Obsession With Sharks

Just in case you missed it because you were too busy perusing tremendous Trump memes, Donald Trump has a profound fear/hatred of sharks. Naturally, the internet was ready to step up and offer moral support, or just, you know, troll the sh*t out of him. 


Funniest conspiracy theories on Donald Trump's obsession with sharks.
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Fresh History Memes Sprinkled With Educational Spice

While it's said that history is always doomed to repeat itself, it's definitely anything but boring. These fresh (and spicy) history memes take the stuff of dull classes and actually spin it into something funny. Lord knows you'll probably learn more from these funny pictures than you will from a Zoom class.

Funny dank memes about history, historical memes, internet memes, educational memes, european history, world history, wwii, world war 2 | Uranium Plutonium exist* Manhattan Project: This is some serious gourmet shit. Gasstronomy. Pulp Fiction | Roman guards watching an elephant come down Alps 's first.
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donald trump kindle romance novel
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According to the author's note, this book was written while the author was "really f**king drunk and in 4hrs." Writer Elijah Daniel tries to warn readers to stop and reevaluate their choices, but honestly, that just makes me want to read it more.

The Kindle preview of the story is as follows:

It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. It was marvelous. I come from a very small farm town in Michigan, and this was my first time in a big city. I loved everything about it. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. I was stacking someone's tacky luggage when the door behind me swept open. My loins trembled as the scent of toupee adhesive and spray tan swept through my nasal cavity. I wanted nothing more than to turn around and see the golden god behind these scents, but I couldn't move. I was frozen. There was a tap on my shoulder, "young man" the voice said. I thought to myself "oh my god, could this be him?"

Oh boy, tell me more! Other particularly steamy excerpts include these gems:

"His voice wrapped around my body like queso around a smothered burrito."

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"The only thing I knew was that I wanted to ride the elevator to the top of his Trump Tower."

I don't know about you, but I know what I'm doing when I get home tonight. The book costs only $1.99 on Amazon and promises to be an exciting romp that'll make your private time great again. Also, there's apparently a twist ending.