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While the Kansas City Royals and New York Mets dueled on the baseball diamond, there was a different battle going on nearby. Who will arise victorious? The Bottle? Or the Biceps?

Whenever your birthday happens to be.

Welcome to the bigs, rookie! Here's no one to celebrate with!

Arizona Diamondbacks pitcher J.J. Putz was winding up to throw a pitch to New York Mets infielder Justin Turner when the Chase Field audio tech guy prematurely started playing a clip of "Kickstart My Heart" by Mötley Crüe. Not only that, he played it loud, scaring the pants off of just about everyone in the stadium. Mets play-by-play announcer Gary Cohen said it sounded like a loud "mooing" sound.

Möötley Crüe, anyone?