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A Tumblr post about a customer counteracting angry Karen with kindness | unclefather cashier: l'm sorry 's going be 5 minute wait food old people: let speak manager. This never would have happened my day. And yet all want minimum wage raised going kill cashier sorry 's going be 5 minute wait food

Tumblr Thread: Aggressive Generosity Combats Boomer Selfishness

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Freedom School

Tumblr Thread on Patrol Ghost Ship Submarines | pipistrellus STILL ON PATROL learned something new and horrifying today which is no submarine is ever considered "lost there is apparently tradition U.S. Navy no submarine is ever lost. Those go sea and do not return are considered be "still on patrol There is monument about this along canal near here its worst thing have ever seen says "STILL ON PATROL huge letters and then goes on specify exactly many WWII submarine ghosts are STILL OUT THERE

Tumblr Thread: The Still On-Patrol Submarines

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Somewhere Between a Quintillion and an Octillion

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Ain't No Party Like a Boston Tea Party

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NO WOMEN ALLOWED!

A creepy Tumblr post about a house guest discovering a hidden staircase | stephrc79 So l'm staying at friend's house Boston And their guest room is door. There are STAIRS closet! Now where do those stairs go may ask?

Tumblr Post: House Guest Discovers Secret Staircase

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The American Recipe

A funny Tumblr story about Stabby the Roomba | voidspacer My roomba is scared thunderstorms sitting at my desk just few minutes ago, drawing, and really loud crack thunder went off-no power surges or anything, just thunder-and my roomba fled its dock and started spinning circles currently now have an active roomba sitting quietly on my lap systlin Humans will pack bond with anything. Source: voidspacer

Tumblr Thread: Roombas Are Beautiful Beings

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This is What an American Keyboard Looks Like

A humorous Tumblr post imagines where books came from.

Humorous Tumblr Post Imagines Where Books Come From

A quick and funny Tumblr post about common American sayings | themightyglamazon ACCURATE one--all-plus-ultra If they say they're peachy means they're tired existence drneverland If they say "Living dream means "please kill hate my job so, so much."

Quick Tumblr Post On Common American Sayings

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There'd Better Be a Cheerleader Under Your Bed!

Tumblr Thread on the collateral damage the Mythbusters caused | switch-up-snowfox Follow Oh cannonball ain't nothin compared esparto incident. nate2247 Follow now switch-up-snowfox Follow They were testing phrase "knock socks off" and because its mythbusters build team (which consists 3 boom addicted gremlins) they decided go quarry near Esparto california test myth by blowing shit up. This time they got 500 pounds ANFO detonation pretty damn big.

Tumblr Thread: Collateral Damage Caused by Mythbusters

Girls come across unparalleled joy when they're navigating a pumpkin patch | libraford While out on my adventures other day stopped at farmers market get some their exceptional peach cider and group four college age girls all got out an SUV, dressed somewhat identically (white face mask, gray or white top, dark bottoms, uggs) and headed up barn. One them shouted 'PUMPKIN' and pointed one 90lb pumpkins they had out front and all them ran see up close, taking turns with their phones get selfie

Tumblr Thread: Girls Discover Unequaled Joy At Pumpkin Patch

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You Can Tell That Tumblr Faux-losophy is Written by Teenagers; They Haven't Experienced the Crappy Parts of Adult Life Yet

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A Handful of Villain Memes Perfect for Anyone Entering Their Slightly Theatrical Villain Era

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A Mouthful of Hilarious Cooking Memes for Amateur Chefs

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'Asynchronous' boss continually pings employee all day, gets offended when they take more than 5 seconds to respond

'Asynchronous' boss continually pings employee all day, gets offended when they take more than 5 seconds to respond

Millennial manager bemoans Gen Z job applicants who can't use computers or read clocks: 'So many struggled'

Millennial manager bemoans Gen Z job applicants who can't use computers or read clocks: 'So many struggled'

Estranged grandparents offer to take 10, 8, and 6-year-old on Disneyland vacation, daughter-in-law refuses because she can't join them: 'I can’t fathom the thought of making these magical memories without me'

Estranged grandparents offer to take 10, 8, and 6-year-old on Disneyland vacation, daughter-in-law refuses because she can't join them: 'I can’t fathom the thought of making these magical memories without me'

Generous brother loans his car to his little sister for 3 years, but she refuses to return it when he desperately needs a vehicle: 'I'm the one currently taking two buses and a train just to get to work'

Generous brother loans his car to his little sister for 3 years, but she refuses to return it when he desperately needs a vehicle: 'I'm the one currently taking two buses and a train just to get to work'