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Click here and read the map state-by-state in detail.

The park has been under the watchful, spiteful eye of one "Owlcapone" for ages now. After months of the owl stealing caps and harassing families, this sign was put into place. Owls: The Jerkbutts of the bird world.

Next stop: Flavortown. Guy Fieri would be proud.

Eagles everywhere are shedding single patriotic tears, and the spirit of Thomas Jefferson is slow clapping on the roof.