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The term "sneak" is used liberally here; you don't actually do any sneaking. You're going straight through security, in full view of everyone!

Watch him vent his frustration with a few not-so-subtle baseball references in his forecast...

Here to throw out today's #SFGOpeningDay first pitch it's Miles Scott #sfbatkid https://t.co/B46Pk7ImRj

— San Francisco Giants (@SFGiants) April 8, 2014

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— San Francisco Giants (@SFGiants) April 8, 2014

There are a lot of good first pitches out there, but this one has to be the most heartwarming.

To give you a frame of reference:

"Any drive over 400 feet is noteworthy. A blow of 450 feet shows exceptional power, as the majority of major league players are unable to hit a ball that far. Anything in the 500-foot range is genuinely historic."

And anything over 600 feet is a lie made by old-timey strongmen, print journalists, and radio announcers before home run distance was tracked as a statistic.

Surprisingly, Stanton didn't even make it to the final round, where Oakland A's OF Yoenis Cespedes claimed the Derby crown for the second year in a row.

He can catch some big balls...

Did you watch the final game of the World Series? No? Well, aside from know that the San Francisco Giants beats the Royals 3-2 in game 7, this video is all you need to see.

Rikk Wilde is a Chevrolet representative who was tasked with presenting the World Series MVP trophy to Madison Bumgarner. And to talk about… "technology and stuff."