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While teammate Jordan Schaefer was caught in a rundown between 1st and 2nd base, Suzuki booked it from 3rd to score. Grand slam move, strikeout finish.

Tom Willis is a 50-year-old Kansas City Royals fan who was born without arms. But he wasn't going to let a silly thing like that stop him from throwing out the first pitch at a Royals game against the Minnesota Twins. Not only that, his first pitch was 10 times better than the dinker that 50 Cent threw back in May.

For comparison:

50's first pitch:


And Willis' first pitch:

To give you a frame of reference:

"Any drive over 400 feet is noteworthy. A blow of 450 feet shows exceptional power, as the majority of major league players are unable to hit a ball that far. Anything in the 500-foot range is genuinely historic."

And anything over 600 feet is a lie made by old-timey strongmen, print journalists, and radio announcers before home run distance was tracked as a statistic.

Surprisingly, Stanton didn't even make it to the final round, where Oakland A's OF Yoenis Cespedes claimed the Derby crown for the second year in a row.

The last time the Cubs won the World Series, the Ottoman Empire still existed, and the first affordable mass-produced automobile, the Ford Model T, was introduced.