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While teammate Jordan Schaefer was caught in a rundown between 1st and 2nd base, Suzuki booked it from 3rd to score. Grand slam move, strikeout finish.

To give you a frame of reference:

"Any drive over 400 feet is noteworthy. A blow of 450 feet shows exceptional power, as the majority of major league players are unable to hit a ball that far. Anything in the 500-foot range is genuinely historic."

And anything over 600 feet is a lie made by old-timey strongmen, print journalists, and radio announcers before home run distance was tracked as a statistic.

Surprisingly, Stanton didn't even make it to the final round, where Oakland A's OF Yoenis Cespedes claimed the Derby crown for the second year in a row.

Colorado, you strange. Although it's good that they've got their priorities in order: it may be snowing in the middle of May, but the grounds crew will be damned if Mother Nature screws up the consistency of their infield dirt!

Please don't let this become a thing.

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Click to enlarge and read all of Jeremy Huggins' baseball parks.

There's nothing quite like six Freedom Dispensers flying in formation over America's pastime.

Watch him vent his frustration with a few not-so-subtle baseball references in his forecast...

These celebs need to work on their curveballs.

No one told him when to go...