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A collection of the most blatantly dishonest excuses that people have encountered.

Lazy, Shameless, And Obviously Dishonest Excuses

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In Honor of Baseball's Regular Season Starting Up Again, Let's Look at 10 of the Worst Celebrity First Pitches of All Time

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Absolutely a Grocery Item

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Don't Celebrate Your 4th Like Anybody in These Fireworks Fails!

Kid ends up going nuclear on his dad during a game of Monopoly | r/tifu Join u/SqueakyCleanNoseDown 15h TIFU by using nuclear option game monopoly. M four player family game Monopoly. My brother, our parents and were playing, and wasn't doing well wasn't bankrupt or heavily mortgaged yet, but could tell if something drastic didn't change next 3 turns or so toast didn't have any monopolies, but did have couple 2 out 3 properties (New York and St. James being standouts) and couple scattered here

Kid Goes Nuclear On Dad In Monopoly

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If You're the Governor of Florida, You Should Probably Have Someone Else Get Your Coffee For You

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Sorry You Loooooooset, Miami

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Okay, Maybe Not...

funny "not my job" fails

"Not My Job" Moments Of Dubious Professionalism

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That Isn't How Science Works, America

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Meanwhile in America

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Wait, Seattle is on the West Coast?

People describe their worst nightmare neighbor conflict tales. | GaryBuseyWithRabies 12h My house is one few has driveway. Everyone else used on street parking few neighbors like park their cars front my house snows so town plows will get front their house plows leave an extra five feet snow front my driveway. They also park directly across my driveway so 's even harder get out.

People's Worst Nightmare Neighbor Conflict Stories

An angry customer refuses to cooperate with tech support, and makes threats | r/talesfromtechsupport Join u/KrazeeLadee2 256d not restarting my modem! l'd sooner drive full 175 miles HQ punch Long Soooooo among literally thousands calls had my 4 years tech support an ISP, this guy really took cake apotheosis all those calls most infuriating yet hindsight) hilarious call ever had my life. He came on fairly quiet Saturday morning, and conversation started quite normally Good morning, this is

Belligerent Customer Won't Cooperate With Tech Support

Customer service workers describe the complaints that made them snap | flippy floppy @annikarainbow 00 Replying Keally22 Lmao red robin is worst. One time had woman complain her salad cold also had one customer tell they were "allergic ice brought them iced water and then they dumped water on floor

Complaints That Made Customer Service Workers Snap

Family bands together for pro revenge | r/ProRevenge Join u/BrigadoonRoseFall Farm Folk vs City Crew Hello all! My nieces and nephews have decided as cool auntie, must master this thing called reddit with stories my youth hope all enjoy seeing story written out as much as they've enjoyed hearing over years.

Women Try To Take Advantage Of Campground Fare, It Backfires