$500 Griddle, Anyone?

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720p? What is This? The '80s?

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What's Xbox One Say?

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Kinect, Don't Look Away

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This Rebellion Began When My HDD Failed

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How Me an Xbone Learn English?

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@getB3NT can't...I'm not even sure what. Have you seen any hilariously bad error messages on your Xbox One?

Doctor's Note Provided for Xbox One

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WIth the release of Xbox One, you're inevitably going to be needing a few days off from work. Well, Microsoft has that all figured out for you. They have provided a perfectly detailed note from your "Entertainment Therapy" MD, letting you off the hook from any obligations for a day...or five.

To whom it may concern,

Due to the Zombie Flu your employee will not be able to fulfill the scheduled commitment he/she has with you. Because of the severity of this condition I'm prescribing a heavy dose of Xbox One. He needs to destroy zombies.

After a thorough examination, I've concluded that the all-in-one entertainment system is the only cure for the aforementioned condition.

This treatment may take anywhere from 1-3 days to work and will require years of accumulating achievements thereafter. If the patient is disrupted with work, I will have to double the prescribed amount of Xbox One.

If used effectively, Xbox One can help relieve the patient's entertainment deprivation and will have an increased state of happiness at all times.