When "we need to turn $60 costumers into $200 costumers" is just one of the MANY utterly enraging things you said, YOU. ARE. EVIL.
Sabotaging performance, poorly optimizing ports, 30fps for "cinematic quality", day one DLC, and now, removing games from Steam to force you into UPlay. It seems like Ubisoft is trying really hard to become the most hated developer, and they're going up against EA and Activision.