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Look, I'm just going to say it: VirtuaDolls is a VR game controller that you can stick your schlong in. It comes with all kinds of nifty features like synchronized movement, vacuum suction, and pressure sensors to give you the best feel.


It also comes with a real game you can play that lets you rescue babes from monsters before you get down to business, if you like a little plot with your fap (side note: is it still fapping if a machine is doing the work?). 


The VirtuaDolls IndieGoGo campaign has a $20,000 goal, which has already been 34% funded in 5 days. You still have loads of time to jump on this train, but beware: some of the reward packages are already sold out. Stretch goals for the campaign aim to bring the experience to iOS and Android, so don't feel put off if you don't own an Oculus Rift. Oh hey, and ladies? If this campaign/product is successful, the company plans to move on to making a similar experience for you.

What a time to be alive.

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LEGO Star Wars: The Force Awakens launches on Nintendo 3DS, PlayStation 3, PlayStation 4, PlayStation Vita, Wii U, Windows PC, Xbox 360 and Xbox One with timed exclusive DLC for PS3 & 4 on June 28.

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