JAVELIN cause when the zombies come, who has time to aim?

LET'S SEE HOW THAT HELPS when you have to go outside and get the darts

EXPERT because determining someone's knowledge of swordsmanship is as easy as differentiating aluminium and steel by sight.

PREPAREDNESS because eventually you're going to use your knock off aluminium wall hanger to mimic some video game moves, and I'll be there to laugh my a$$ off while you get eaten.

LITTLE BOYS very scared little boys!

STUDENT PROTESTS because the UK's tv is so crap we have to get our laughs from elsewhere!

ZOMBUNNIES