THE PALADIN 18 miles away lies a terrorist that is going to have a very rough day.

A DEADLIER WEAPON Nothin' Beats A Weapon Made of Weapons

TRIDENTS For when things get out of hand....FAST

DOLPHIN TORPEDOES When S**t Gets Serious

CHAINSWORDS. Because lightsabres aren't messy enough!

NUNCHUCKS And You Thought Ninjas Were Cool

PEDOBEARS Are going to die