VODKA come morning, there's nothing left to say.

JESUS TURNED WATER TO WINE but I turned my entire student loan into vodka. Your move, Jesus

CAN I DRINK A LOT OF VODKA? are you kidding? they gave me a medal!

FATHERHOOD if it's the one thing you learn in life Monica this is the temperature daddy likes to keep his vodka chilled

IS LEGIT I swear to god this is genuine, badly thought out, but genuine.

SEEMS LEGIT