SLENDER MAN STILL HAS
more facial expressions than kristen stewart and is involved with way scarier stuff than glittery vampires
THE FIFTEENTH CENTURY
when vampires weren't pathetic
because vampires should not sparkle
which one doesn't belong
great...that's all we need...more rednecks
remember when they sucked blood and not d*ck
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