America F**k Yeah!

THE 13TH AMENDMENT Possession of any person, regardless of job status, is a crime.

BERT AND ERNIE America's most socially accepted gay couple

THE PALADIN 18 miles away lies a terrorist that is going to have a very rough day.

CAN YOU SEE ME NOW?

CALIFORNIA The only place in the world where a foreigner in a banana yellow bikini briefs who's about to punch out a glass of cider while having his glutes rubbed down by a bikini-clad failed actress can become a three-term governor.

AMERICA!