YOU ONLY HAVE TO RUN FASTER

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YOU ONLY HAVE TO RUN FASTER than the first guy to get anally probed

THAT MOMENT

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THAT MOMENT when the condom breaks

I'M NOT SURE

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I'M NOT SURE but I have a feeling that spider may have eaten him.

GOOD NEWS/ BAD NEWS

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GOOD NEWS/ BAD NEWS "the good news," said my doctor, "is that you have a street named after you."