YOU ONLY HAVE TO RUN FASTER

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YOU ONLY HAVE TO RUN FASTER than the first guy to get anally probed

YOUR GIRLFRIEND DROPPED BY

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YOUR GIRLFRIEND DROPPED BY she left you a message

I USED TO BE

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I USED TO BE an anime girl like you, but then I took a tentacle to the...