I SAY WE TAKE OFF AND NUKE THE SITE FROM ORBIT it's the only way to be sure

DEAR BOYFRIEND I can make you girlfriend scream louder than you can. Sincerely, the Spiders

THAT'S COOL I never really wanted to ever sleep again, anyways

THIS IS WHY they invented molotov cocktails

BRIGHTLY COLORED SPIDERS nature's way of saying get the F* away

PUBIC HAIR Nope just kidding, it's spiders.