IF YOU HAVE A BLOWTORCH
why not burn those spiders?
CHECKED IT OUT
still doesn't fly.
followed by applying a blowtorch to my own tongue
I SAY WE TAKE OFF AND NUKE THE SITE FROM ORBIT
it's the only way to be sure
I can make you girlfriend scream louder than you can.
Sincerely, the Spiders
I never really wanted to ever sleep again, anyways
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