FALLING

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FALLING with style

DON'T SPIDERS GLIDE?

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DON'T SPIDERS GLIDE? because I don't remember Charlotte's children just walking away from Wilbur at the end of the book.

IF YOU HAVE A BLOWTORCH

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IF YOU HAVE A BLOWTORCH why not burn those spiders?

CHECKED IT OUT

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CHECKED IT OUT still doesn't fly.

BALLS

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BALLS followed by applying a blowtorch to my own tongue

I SAY WE TAKE OFF AND NUKE THE SITE FROM ORBIT

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I SAY WE TAKE OFF AND NUKE THE SITE FROM ORBIT it's the only way to be sure

DEAR BOYFRIEND

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DEAR BOYFRIEND I can make you girlfriend scream louder than you can. Sincerely, the Spiders