STRAP-ONS Available at the Hotel gift shop

COMPROMISE Because no-one likes a cranky homeless guy

SURE, YOU COULD PICK JUST ONE But something tells me "Rammstein On Ice" would be EPIC!!!

V AGINA the road all men want to go down

NUDIST BEACH No Fat Chicks

BOTTOMLESS PIT IS Apparently 65 Feet Deep

12 1/2 MILES AN HOUR Because, really, sometimes reasonable speed limits are unacceptable.