MASS EFFECT I think I'm having a mass effect in my pants

DOESN'T MATTER had sex

IF HOT NERDY CHICK'S coolness still 100% chances of getting laid 500% (+/- 400%)

ROBOTS perfecting 3ways since 1985

THE FACT THAT SHE KNOWS makes you a very lucky bastard

DOESN'T MATTER had sex

DOESN'T MATTER HAD well never mind