real men don't use parachutes
bake like this
REAL MEN DON'T USE SILENCERS,
they strap a giant metal d*ck to their howitzer
are apparently stupid and will probably die young
They shave with a chainsaw
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I'M NOT PREPARED FOR THESE KINDS OF DECISIONS!!!
Poly Bridge Proves That Most of Us Shouldn't Be Civil Engineers
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