BUT You see, he's not the Dread Pirate Roberts

THE DREAD PIRATE ROBERTS because even pirates wish they were ninjas sometimes

SURRENDER you mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.

STOP saying that!

THINK IT'LL WORK? it would take a miracle

THE CASTLE have fun storming it

YOU KEEP USING THAT WORD I don't think it means what you think it means.