PARDON ME but it appears your peen is showing.

INVISIBLE PENIS even muslims can't resist them

THAT'S what she peeled

YOU WIN THIS TIME PEEN one of these days I'm going to find you, and when I do...

BIG IN JAPAN Here I may just be a fat toothless biker with an incredibly small ding dong, but I'm big in Japan...

MEOWTH More phallic than a Diglett.

KEEP YOUR EYES On the prize