SWEET! WAFFLES!

KAYYY.... I get it... marketing and everything... but why is the guy on the sofa naked?

ESPN This almost makes up for taking away Monday Night Football. Almost.

BIG IN JAPAN Here I may just be a fat toothless biker with an incredibly small ding dong, but I'm big in Japan...

CROTCHETY OLD MEN They like pr0n too

TROLLING this takes it to another level

GOTHIC Once you go Black you never go back