must be a white sperm whale,
is bigger than yours.
you're so cock-eyed
I HAVE THE FURRIEST BONER RIGHT NOW
actually it's barbed
I HAVE THE WEIRDEST BONER RIGHT NOW
YOUR NO-NO TUBE
it's about to emphasize its youthfulness.
Get a towel
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