DON'T HIRE THIS CONTRACTOR you'll get screwed

NAILED IT

THAT'S BECAUSE the hammer is his no-no tube

AND YOU WONDERED why the kitchen remodling was taking longer than usual

INTIMIDATION "now you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet; I will end you."

YOUR ARGUMENT I can't even hear it over the awesomeness, but I'm sure it's invalid.