MARRIAGE because flat tires don't change themselves.

WELL HONEY maybe it wouldn't have happened if you didn't park in my spot

MARRIAGE Happens when you're kidnapped.

FREEDOM? What freedom is there in marriage?

SAME SEX MARRIAGE Wait. Why are we against this?

SOCCER Kind of like marriage. A whole lot of effort, and not a lot of scoring.

GOOD TOUCH BRIDESMAID pre-wedding tension relief achieved