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By Unknown
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WARNING: side effects may include paralysis, psychosis, amnesia, insomnia, extreme back pain, frequent, urinary tract infection, nausea, vomiting, nasal congestion, mouth dryness, acute, sensitivity to sound and light, weakness, exhaustion, feelings of extreme thirst and hunger, glandular issues, organ failure, extreme sexual appetite, or lack of sexual desire, impotence and feelings of limited self worth. Some users have experienced brain damage, irreversible coma, suicidal feelings,homicidal blackout,s extreme paranoia, rapid aging, time dysplasia, cardiopathy, cardiomyopathy, cerebral ischemia, intracranial hemorrhage, mania, or seizure disorders & sudden death.

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By Unknown
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LIFE somedays you're the statue, and other days you're the pigeon.

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By fareon
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LIFE when the going gets tough, the tough get going. The smart left a long time ago

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