VIKINGS look what you've done you bastards

THEY SAID I COULD BECOME ANYTHING. they lied.

OLD PEOPLE Don't let them con you!!!

BOTTOMLESS PIT IS Apparently 65 Feet Deep

BLOOD COVERED CHAIRS They can't tell the truth.

SO WHAT? Im a 43-year old male who logs on to a popular social networking site pretending to be a 16-year old girl and nobody congratulates me.