MOMENTS LIKE THESE make me hope that the mayan calendar is correct

BEING "MAN'S BEST FRIEND" Not easy everyday...

UGLY CHILDREN You don't have to keep 'em no more

KIDS THESE DAYS I would've been lucky to get a fruit rollup for lunch

ANTIQUE PLAN-B See, even in the 40's and 50's your parents still didn't want you.

THE REASON Why Old Men Are Axe Murderers

ON SECOND THOUGHT... let's just get them out of the house