THOSE GUYS look like trouble to me, I bet they're gonna fish and or swim

ALSO STRAIGHT WOMEN

GAY MEN that's who

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU that most guys in the friend zone actually want a relationship and not just sex, which invalidates your assumption that every guy in the friend zone is a sex-obsessed pig.

SHAVE IT, GUYS this has gone far enough

HEY GUYS guess who's still an adventurer

STILL not as gay as twilight