I ASKED MY GIRLFRIEND FOR HEAD this is what I got

FOREVER ALONE T_T

BUT a great one will make you build a RAID array just to hold all her favorites

GIRLFRIEND OF THE YEAR

YOUR GF'S HOBBY IS PLAYING THE FLUTE she never told you what kind of flute

THE AWKWARD MOMENT when you realize your girlfriend is wearing the same skirt

B*TCH PLEASE I've got about 2TB of pr0n on my computer right now... and I think you're girlfriend is in some of it.