LET'S FACT IT most guys don't care

HONESTY Pass It On

BLUE MAN GROUP Groupies, daughters, or sex change?

PROBABLY NOT But my fingers won't guilt me into a long term relationship, get pregnant and spend the next 18 years using the child as an excuse to take all my money...

NOW THAT'S IRONY

ZELDA IS a girl.

THERE'S ONLY 1 GIRL IN THIS PICTURE I dare you to find her