never seen a dog in the fridgerator before?
IGNORANCE = BLISS
get those filthy vegetables out of my fridge dear. They haven't invented cholesterol and hypertension yet and until they do salt, fat and sugar are the only thing allowed in there. Oh, and alcohol
HEY BABE, GO TO THE STORE
we're almost out of beer
the amount of times your mom will tell you to "knock it off" before she snaps and puts your *ss on ice.
did you notice that the refrigerator is now asking for money?
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