WHAT IF... you really need to take a dump.

SEEMS LEGIT

I LOVE BABIES! but, I just can't eat a whole one by myself

NECROMNOMNOMICON eat this cake fast, before it east your soul

"FOOD FOR BROTHER" sure, it's completely ok to feed ed these random mushrooms I found on a deserted island. What's the worst that could happen?

TRIBBLES the other, other white meat