I AM SOOOO DRUNK

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alligator,drunk,house,Pure Awesome
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I AM SOOOO DRUNK wait is this even my house?

SIR

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drunk,hilarious,no touching,touching
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SIR no touching of the drunkard, please.

LOOK--IT'S A SIMPLE PLAN

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plan,drunk,Captain Kirk,Star Trek
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LOOK--IT'S A SIMPLE PLAN we draw straws, the winner changes uniforms with drunky pants here and gets to steal his identity, while we beam him down to the planet. Bingo-bango the monsters are happy and one of us has a 1-in-3 chance to never having to go on another away mission. Are you in?

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