HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE because booze

THE MARTINI because the functioning alcoholic has to keep up appearances

WHEN YOU FEED YOUR CAT WHISKY they start to look like this

CAPTAIN MORGAN sure he looks happy on the bottle, but he is one mean drunk when he wakes up

SIR no touching of the drunkard, please.

WALK OF SHAME extreme version,

GETTING DRUNK only makes you think you're prettier