COMPANION CUBE it will never threaten to stab you, it will just doing it while you aren't looking

IF SHE PREFERS this is over Edward, she's a keeper

DOES NO ONE CARE about what he's doing to my precious companion cube?

STEP ONE get a box

RULE 34 ruining your childhood one pr0n at a time.

COMPANION CUBE may we remind you that the companion cube, in fact, cannot speak