god gave men both a peen and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.
unwanted by whom, may I ask?
more exciting than cleavage when you haven't hit puberty
it's like the sun. you're not supposed to stare at it.
He's trying, he really is!
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