He's Up to a Patch a Day

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Kids Drink the Darndest Things

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CRABS

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CRABS they're chain smokers

NO MR. BOND

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NO MR. BOND I expect you to die.

THE EGG

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THE EGG came first

CONSPIRACY THEORY

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CONSPIRACY THEORY "I think they're trying to kill me.

ONLY WHEN I'M BREATHING

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ONLY WHEN I'M BREATHING