I HEARD

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chickens,wtf,dude
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I HEARD he gets all the chicks

ACTUALLY

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chickens,jk bro,just-kidding-relax,not really,puns,roosters
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ACTUALLY I think he likes the cock

NICE TRY...

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chickens,girls,hilarious,prom
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NICE TRY... but you're not going to prom