WINNING!

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WINNING!
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By Joshua Thunderbird
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WINNING! still more sane than scientology

CARLOS ESTEVEZ

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CARLOS ESTEVEZ
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But his constant use of Charlie Sheen transformed him. Transformed him into a warlock who shape-shifted into a...

CHARLIE

Being a magical unicorn that could carry a man and a half was great, and everything was just chugging along quite nicely.

CHARLIE SHEEN ON HIS CAREER...

But then other people started taking Charlie Sheen and couldn't handle it.

CHARLIE SHEEN

The Gods of Chaos became worried that Charlie Sheen would attempt to dethrone them.

NO CHARLIE! MEL GIBSON

And the battle for craziest bastard rages on...

YOU KNOW IT'S BAD

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YOU KNOW IT'S BAD
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YOU KNOW IT'S BAD When an adult film star says she has never seen anyone "able to take in some much at once."

WIN THE FUTURE?

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WIN THE FUTURE?
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WIN THE FUTURE? how can you win the future if you can't even win an election

CHARLIE SHEEN

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CHARLIE SHEEN
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CHARLIE SHEEN he likes long walks on the beach