god gave men both a peen and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.
HER SKIRT IS SO TIGHT
that it cuts off blood flow to my brain
A ROLLING STONE GATHERS NO MOSS
but it does gather plenty of blood
THAT'S THE PREDATOR'S BLOOD
my ass is staying downstairs
SORRY, WRONG PERSON
Do you want me to get you a band-aid?
HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE
no.1 cause of death in Japan
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