DOESN'T MATTER, HAD SE-
PAIN IS WEAKNESS LEAVING THE BODY
or blood, that works too.
HER SKIRT IS SO TIGHT
that it cuts off blood flow to my brain
god gave men both a peen and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.
THAT'S THE PREDATOR'S BLOOD
my ass is staying downstairs
IF IT BLEEDS
we can kill it
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